Description
Pineapple Express Cali Pipe Weed
Pineapple Express at a budget-friendly price: small nugs and trim, pre-ground and ready to smoke.
Pineapple Express crosses Trainwreck with a Hawaiian strain, and it became a household name after the 2008 movie of the same name. It’s a tropical, upbeat strain that has kept its place on menus ever since.
Cali Pipe Weed is a blend of small nugs and trim from Pineapple Express, pre-ground and ready to pack. You get the same strain and great potency at less than half the price of our premium flower, which makes it perfect for bowls and joints, or as a budget-friendly companion to our pre-rolls.
The aroma is fresh pineapple and mango over a woody, cedar-like base. The smoke is sweet and tropical, finishing with a light, piney spice.
Like all of our flower, Pineapple Express is grown indoors in organic soil and carefully dried and cured to protect its aroma and flavor. We use natural fertilizers and natural, hot-pepper-based pest control instead of chemical pesticides, so what you get is clean, carefully grown flower.
At a Glance
- Strain type: Sativa
- Format: Pre-ground small nugs and trim
- Weight: 4 grams
- Lineage: Trainwreck × Hawaiian
- Aroma: Pineapple, mango, cedar
- Top terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
- Grown: Indoors, in organic soil
- THC: About 22%
- Best for: Daytime and social plans
- Age: Adults 21+ only
Cannabinoid Profile
Cannabinoids are the active compounds in cannabis. These are approximate values for this product, and exact numbers can vary from batch to batch. We’ll post lab-tested results here as they become available.
THC
Total THC, including THCa, the raw form that turns into THC when heated.
CBD
A non-intoxicating cannabinoid found naturally in most cannabis.
CBG
A minor cannabinoid, sometimes called the parent of other cannabinoids.
CBN
A milder cannabinoid that forms naturally as THC ages.
Terpene Profile
Terpenes are the aromatic compounds behind a strain’s smell and flavor, the same ones found in fruit, herbs and spices. These are the terpenes that typically lead in Pineapple Express.
Caryophyllene
Peppery, spicy
Also found in black pepper and cloves, it adds warmth and depth to the aroma.
Limonene
Bright citrus
Found in lemon and orange peels, it gives a strain its zesty, fresh top notes.
Myrcene
Earthy, musky, herbal
The most common terpene in cannabis, also found in mangoes, hops and thyme.
The Experience
Sativas are known for a brighter, more energetic feel that sits mostly in the head. They tend to lift your mood and keep you social and engaged, which makes them a favorite for daytime.
Pineapple Express leans into that bright, upbeat side. It’s a great pick for daytime plans, time with friends or a creative project.
Uplifted
Energetic
Creative
- Uplifted: a bright, cheerful lift in mood that suits daytime plans.
- Energetic: a clear-headed buzz that makes it easier to get up and get moving.
- Creative: a looser, more imaginative headspace for music, art and big ideas.
Everyone responds differently, and the same strain can feel different depending on your mood, your setting and how much you use. Start with a small amount and see how it feels before having more.
How to Enjoy Your Pipe Weed
Pack
It is already ground, so it is ready for a bowl, joint or dry-herb vaporizer straight from the bag.
Light Gently
Light just the edge of the bowl and draw slowly for a smoother, more flavorful hit.
Start Small
Take one or two small hits, then wait 10 to 15 minutes to see how you feel before having more.
Store It Right
Ground flower dries out faster than whole buds, so keep it in an airtight jar, away from heat and light.
The Holland Club Standard
Quality Plants
Every product we sell starts as a plant, so that’s where quality starts too. We focus on healthy genetics, careful cultivation and proper curing, from seed through the entire grow cycle. Great products start with great plants.
Pure Source
Flower, edibles or vapes, everything we make starts with clean, pure inputs. We choose our plants and ingredients for quality and consistency, because what goes in is what you taste. Purity at the source is what makes a great finished product.
Organic Where Possible
We keep our plants and raw materials organic wherever we can. Our flower is grown in soil with natural fertilizers and natural pest control, never chemical pesticides or herbicides. Organic keeps the good stuff in and the bad stuff out.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Cali Pipe Weed?
It is a blend of small nugs and trim from our flower, pre-ground and ready to smoke. It is the most affordable way to enjoy our strains.
Is it as strong as your regular flower?
It comes from the same strains, and Pineapple Express typically tests around 22% THC. Because it is a blend of small nugs and trim, individual bowls can vary a little.
Why is it pre-ground?
To save you time. It is ready to pack straight from the bag, with no grinder needed.
Is it grown indoors?
Yes. All of our flower is grown indoors in organic soil, using natural fertilizers and natural, hot-pepper-based pest control instead of chemical pesticides.
How should I store it?
Keep it in an airtight glass jar in a cool, dark place. Ground flower dries out faster than whole buds, so a good seal matters.
Why might it look different from the photos?
Our photos are for illustration. As a blend of nugs and trim, every batch looks a little different, but the quality is consistent.
Please Use Responsibly
Cannabis affects everyone differently. Please keep these in mind every time you use it:
- For adults 21 and over only.
- Start low and go slow. Take one or two small hits and wait to feel the effects before having more.
- Never drive or operate machinery after using cannabis, and plan your day before you start.
- Store all products securely, out of reach of children and pets.
- Avoid carrying cannabis outside your home, and know the laws where you live.
- Smoking or vaporizing any plant material can affect your lungs. Use in moderation.
